At Evening Meeting, around 3:15...
Student: Mrs. M, that was the first bell. We should go now.
Me: Why are you so interested in the first bell?
Student: I'm worried I'm going to miss my bus.
Me: Hunny, I'll never let you miss your bus. If that happened, I would drive you home.
Student: Oh, well now I actually want to miss my bus!
Me: Now, just to clarify, I don't actually put you in the car. It's more of a strap you to the roof kind of thing.
Student: Oh. In that case, I think I'll just take my bus.