Tuesday Funnies

At Evening Meeting, around 3:15...

Student:  Mrs. M, that was the first bell. We should go now. 

Me: Why are you so interested in the first bell? 

Student: I'm worried I'm going to miss my bus.

Me: Hunny, I'll never let you miss your bus. If that happened, I would drive you home.

Student: Oh, well now I actually want to miss my bus!

Me: Now, just to clarify, I don't actually put you in the car. It's more of a strap you to the roof kind of thing. 

Student: Oh. In that case, I think I'll just take my bus.